Shoeless Joe

Caitlin's been looking for her shoes for 10 minutes.  It's 8:45... So Siobain's school has started.

I'm standing at the door, with my final fear incentive...

Me: Alright, it's time to leave. Shoes or no shoes.

We shuffle out of the house.
I lock the door.
I turn around...

Me: Caitlin, I didn't really mean "no shoes."
Caitlin: Oh.

Mental sigh.

I could not find the "Shoeless Joe" scene from Damn Yankees on youtube... oh well, if you haven't seen it, you should.