When you are stuck in bed with your ass in the air
you should use your time wisely and pet your cat.
Seriously. Hemorrhoids blow. I've never had one before...
... but I will buy a donut pillow for work if this doesn't get better.
Pet me, I will make you forget your ass.
Kitty kept smacking my camera with her face.
She really thinks petting is the cure here...
Spartacus would like it known that he has also been by my side all day long...
... but in a more supportive and less demanding way.
Cats and Dogs