It is no surprise that I have a special doctor that prescribes special pills to keep my more "eccentric" traits in check.
Anywho, at today's appointment I finally paid attention to the sign at the check-in desk... I took a picture with my phone, so it is hor-a-ble!
Due to patient confidentiality and as a customer service, we will wait until your telephone conversation in completed to assist you.
That is what is printed on the sign... but this is what I read "Don't be rude to me, I refuse to waste my time with you unless you get your ass off the phone!"