Everyone has been on edge and anxious this week. It has been emotionally exauhsting. Let's blame it on the full moon.
Other bizarre things blamed on a full moon: -- the homicide rate -- traffic accidents -- domestic violence --
-- births of babies -- suicide -- major disasters --
-- casino payout rates -- assassinations -- kidnappings --
-- aggression by professional hockey players --
-- violence in prisons -- psychiatric admissions --
-- agitated behavior by nursing home residents -- assaults --
-- gunshot wounds -- stabbings -- emergency room admissions --
-- behavioral outbursts of psychologically challenged rural adults --
-- lycanthropy -- vampirism -- alcoholism -- sleep walking --
Can I blame my three new pimples on the full moon too?
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