Monday, July 25, 2011

Bonus - Bumper Car


Bumper

Bumper may refer to:
  • Bumper (automobile), the part of an automobile designed to help it withstand the impact of a collision.

Oh contraire mon frere!

I have evidence to disprove this definition of a bumper!

The big picture.  My left rear bumper... 4 spots of bumper failure.
Bad driver or bad bumper.
Bad bumper I claim!


1st incident... at the Dr. Office... 
as I was slowly backing out of my space I tapped a truck.
Bad driver or bad bumper.
Bad bumper I claim!

2nd incident... hit hubby's car while backing out of the drive.
 Bad driver or bad bumper.
Bad bumper I claim!

3rd incident... I have no recollection... 
although that does not mean I wasn't driving.
Bad driver or bad bumper.
Bad bumper I claim!


4th incident... backed into the fire hydrant at mass on Sunday.

Bad driver or bad bumper.
Bad bumper I claim!


As the judge and jury... there is no doubt that this bumper is not up to snuff!

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