... a cautionary tale.
I was speaking with my boss this afternoon and felt a big sneeze coming. What I didn't see coming was the very loud fart that accompanied it.
I issued a general "excuse me" and delicately sniffed the air. No odor.
The boss didn't say anything. I'm not sure if he didn't hear it or if he was just being a gentleman.
I was telling my tale to Keith and Stacy, assuming they could empathize and have a chuckle with me.
Apparently neither of them have ever experienced the sneeze/fart combo. I inquired if they had ever experienced the laugh/fart combo? No. Cough/fart? Nope.
They suggested I might try some gas medicine...
Lesson... Don't discuss farts, it only leads to awkwardness.
... I probably shouldn't blog farts either... awkward...